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Here I Sit, I'm At A Loss Trying To Shit Out Taco Sauce.
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Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away.
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I can eat that taco with 6 squirts of hot sauce.
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Here I sit What a caper I have to shit But I'm out of pape
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