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  Teacher: Of course not. Little Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework....
• I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE RIDE....
• Teacher: Why are you late? Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
  Teacher: What sign? Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow. "That's what I did....
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  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
  Little Johnny: I is... Teacher: No, Little Johnny....
• Teacher; Didn't you promise to behave? Little Johnny
  Yes, sir. Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you misbahaved?...
• Sources. Hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
• Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Little Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.
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  I wasn't sure it was because of me until he presented this note with his bank book...