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• Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach.
  Why, no Father," answered the nun demurely, "It's just a little gas....
• A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die.
  They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail....
• It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church to ask for the weekend off.
  They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend....
• A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast.
  On his way there two nuns look at him and he says, "Good morning sisters" and they reply in a sing song manner, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning....
• There once was a priest and a nun on missionary journey in the Sahara Desert.
  They were riding a camel in a caravan across the desert when all of sudden a sandstorm blew in....
• This raggedy-assed old nun was walking home from the convent one day, when this man jumps out from the bushes and has his way.
  Then the man sayeth unto her saying, "What will you tell the Holy Father now, Sister?...
• One day, a father and his son were walking in the woods on their way home when suddenly they came upon two dogs mating in the brush.
  "What are they doing, Dad?" asked the small child, staring intently at the scene before them....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....