Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it
hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girls only own one credit card and
rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it. Good girls wax
their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines. Good girls blush during love
scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better. Good girls think
they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. Bad girls think
they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls. Good girls wear high
heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed. Good girls say, "No." Bad
girls say, "When?"
PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES ARE LIKE WOMEN
by: Daniel J. Salomon Department of Computer Science, University of Waterloo
Waterloo, Ontario, Canada N2L 3G1
There are so many programming languages available that it can be very
difficult to get to know them all well enough to pick the right one for you....
