The British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The
form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The
following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206's".... His men would
follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity. I would not breed from this
Officer. This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
definitely won't-be. When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to
change whichever foot was previously in there. He has carried out each and
every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction. He would be out of his
depth in a car park puddle. Technically sound, but socially impossible. This
Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a
frantic pace, but not really going anywhere. This young lady has delusions
of adequacy. When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny;
since then he has aged considerably. Since my last report he has reached
rock bottom, and has started to dig. She sets low personal standards and
then consistently fails to achieve them. He has the wisdom of youth, and the
energy of old age. In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly
below 250 feet. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like
a rat in a trap This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. Only
occasionally wets himself under pressure
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
