A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they
made "Tickle me Elmo dolls". It was Friday and almost quitting time and
hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly
explained to her that she would be stationed on the assembly line just
before the dolls were packed into boxes. On Monday they started up the line
and within twenty minutes had to shut it down because one worker couldn't
keep up. The boss went down the line to find the problem. The new employee
was very busy trying to do her part but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for
her. Closer examination showed that she was sewing little cloth bags
containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls. The boss could
not control his laughter and said, "Lady, I said to give each doll
Two----Test----Tickles."