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• An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house.
  When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained....
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• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• A German, upon hearing that Americans like to eat their steak rare, (often referred to as "bloody steak") went into an American restaurant to try this meal.
  When the waiter came to take his order, he said, "I would like a bloody steak....
• There was this man in a restaurant who had ordered some soup.
  But the waiter kept him waiting (what else does a waiter do)....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....