A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for
himself and his girlfriend. A couple days before the cruise, the travel
agent calls and says the cruise has been canceled, but he can get them on a
three-day cruise instead. The guy says "OK," and goes to the pharmacy to buy
three Dramamine and three condoms.
Next day, the agent calls back and says he now can book a five-day cruise.
The guy says he'll take it. Returns to the same pharmacy and buys two more
Dramamine and two more condoms.
The following day, the travel agent calls again and says he can now book an
eight-day cruise. Guy says, "OK," and goes back to the drug store and asks
for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.
Finally, the pharmacist asks, "Look, if it makes you sick, how come you keep
doing it?"
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
