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A sharp object will always propel a character upward.
The laws of object permanence are nullified for "cool" characters.
Characters who are intended to be "cool" can make previously nonexistent objects appear from behind their backs at will....
Explosive weapons cannot cause fatal injuries. They merely turn characters temporarily black and smoky.
Cartoon Law Amendment D...
Gravity is transmitted by slow-moving waves of large wavelengths.
Their operation can be wittnessed by observing the behavior of a canine suspended over a large vertical drop....
Dynamite is spontaneously generated in "C-spaces" (spaces in which cartoon laws hold).
Once upon a time there was a great kingdom, with a not so great King.
It seems that all the Barons and Counts and Dukes decided to plot to kill the King and place one of them on the throne....
HUNTING ELEPHANTS Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left.
Experienced mathematicians will attem...
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: fsh FORD Fucker Only Runs Downhill I recently saw a condom machine in a toilet which had a 'Tested to British Safety Standards' sign on it.
.. Undernea...
Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas Eve, You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggno...
A loandlord has a homosexual couple and a lesbian couple living in his building.
He decides to evict them. Who moves out first and why?...

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