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I fart to make you smell better." What do you call a blond with a dollar on top of her head?
All You Can Eat for under a buck!...
A list of classic pick=-up lines =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your *ss when I'm finished.
That dress would look aw...
I had a friend give a card that had on the front: 1 2 3 4 Pick a number And then on the back of the card it read
Sex maniacs always pick 3 You woul...
You smell wet. Let's Party. Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?...
From: MAD Magazine: Classic Flops Spring 1986.
9 Very Unsuccessful Pick=-up Lines: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= 1....
Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick. You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel.
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?...
The front read
She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
Man and wife make one fool. A fate worse than death
o be married alive. Don't marry for money. You can always borrow it cheaper....
All in all by the 80's the MITers were basically a bunch of geeks.
ln the past, however, bigger Hacks had taken place....

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