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Undocumented Assembler Command
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CAR TYRE AND 365 CONDOMS?
- ONE'S A GOOD YEAR AND ONE'S A GREAT YEAR!!...
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE IMPLEMENTATION ------------------------------------- 'Twas the night before implementation, And all through the house.
Not a program was worki...
There is a married couple with two children. To avoid corrupting the children's minds, the couple uses the word "laundry" to represent sex.
One night, the man rolls over to the wife and says "Honey...
APPLICATION TO LIVE IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN Daddy (if unknown, attach list of three suspects)
__________ Mama:__________ Neck shade...
Well it's forty below And I don't give a fuck Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo *chorus* It's an alamand (sp?
) left An alamand right Come on you mother fucker Get your right step righ...
A whale couple was strolling along the seaside (whales are monogamous, you know), when the male whale spotted another whale being harrassed by a whaling ship.
We'll call the male whale Dick for convei...
All in all by the 80's the MITers were basically a bunch of geeks.
ln the past, however, bigger Hacks had taken place....

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