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• How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  None--New Haven looks better in the dark....
• How many artsy blackhair college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  None, they'd rather be in the dark....
• Q: How many male chauvenists does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: None. Let the bitch cook in the dark....
• These were taken from the "Official Klingon Joke Book".
  Q> How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?...
• How many Reagan Cabinet members does it take to change a light bulb?
  None - They like to keep Ron in the dark....
• Q:" How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, they like Danzig in the dark....
• Q: How many aides does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
  A: None, they like to keep him in the dark....
• How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They like Danzig in the dark....
• Q: How many White House staffers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. They like to keep Ronnie in the dark....