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• How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They like Danzig in the dark....
• Q: How many aides does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
  A: None, they like to keep him in the dark....
• Q: How many White House staffers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. They like to keep Ronnie in the dark....
• Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None; people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• Q:" How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb? "A:" Oh wow, is it like dark, man?
• Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Oh wow, is it like dark, man?
• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
• Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")...
• Q:" How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None ... ("Thats all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")...