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• How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  None--New Haven looks better in the dark....
• How many Boston College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time....
• How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is....
• How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  None---Hanover doesn't have electricity....
• How many vampires does it take to put in a lightbulb? None, vampires like the dark.
• Q: How many male chauvenists does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: None. Let the bitch cook in the dark....
• How many Vassar students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Eleven--One to screw it and ten to support its sexual orientatio...
• How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out....
• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.