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Q: How To Catch A Squirrel? A: Climb The Tree And Act Like A Nut.
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Q: How to catch a squirrel?
A: Climb the tree and act like a nut.
Related:
How do you get an elephant to follow you? Act like a nut.
One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
Q: What do you get when you mix a Mexican and a squirrel? A: A tree full of hubcaps.
Tree Hugger's Nightmare: Mt. Graham Red Squirrel Stew ...
And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO)
Q: What's the title of this picture ? ....
Q: What quantity is represented by this ? /\ /\ /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ /______\ /______\ /______\ || || || || || || A
9, tree + tree + tree Q: A dust storm blows through, now how much do you have ?...
Q: What quantity is represented by this ? /\ /\ /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ /______\ /______\ /______\ || || || || || || A
9, tree + tree + tree Q: A dust storm blows through, now how much do you have ?...
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
Q: What's clear and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts.
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: You 'neak up on him....