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• And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO)
  Q: What's the title of this picture ? ....
• Q: What quantity is represented by this ? /\ /\ /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ /______\ /______\ /______\ || || || || || || A
  9, tree + tree + tree Q: A dust storm blows through, now how much do you have ?...
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
• Q: How to catch a squirrel? A: Climb the tree and act like a nut.
• The Elephant Is A Graceful Bird, It Flits From Tree To Tree
• Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman 1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
  2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices....
• Q: How do you get a black man out of a tree in Alabama?? A: Cut the rope.
• Q: What's grosser than nailing a dead baby to a tree? A: Pulling it off.