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Q. What's The Difference Between A Lawyer And A Vampire? A.
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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks blood at night....
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