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A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?
The housewife replies: "Four!". The accountant say...
A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner.
He sees a sign remarking on the quality of proffesional brain offerred at this particular brain store....
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?...
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St.
Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came dow...
A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city sub- scribed to a fund for his funeral.
The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" said the Ju...
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.
They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in favor of the lawyer as follow...
The Pope and a lawyer find themselves together before the Pearly Gates.
After a small quantum of time which was spent discussing their respective professions, ol' St....
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury aquitted him.
Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing....
A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendent, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.
It was nearly 4 p.m. a...
These two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean.
After 37 hours in the air, George says "Harry, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are"....

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