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Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand
Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances.
Q. Where can you find a good lawyer? A. In the cemetary
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time....
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q. Why to lawyers wear neckties? A. To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A. When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance....
Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant....
Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle....

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