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• How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him...
• Q: How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Just one. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him....
• Q:" How many Harvard students (MacIntosh computer engineers) does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Just one - He holds the light bulb and the world revolves around him....
• Q:" How many Stanford grads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Just one. He holds the bulb and the whole world revolves around him....
• How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him....
• Q: How many drunken Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: 101 - One to hold it and 100 to drink till the room spins around....
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....