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• Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. That's a hardware problem.
• How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? NONE!! That's a hardware problem!
• Q: How many Computer Programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Sorry, that's a hardware problem....
• Q:" How many (computer) programmers (or software engineers) does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, it's a hardware problem. "A:" None, they just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
• Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. That's a software problem. A': None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
• Q: How many programmers does it take to replace a light bulb?
  A: None, that's obviously a hardware problem....
• How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  None---Hanover doesn't have electricity....
• How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  None--New Haven looks better in the dark....