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• How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) None. That's a hardware problem. 2) None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
• Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. That's a software problem. A': None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. Thats a hardware problem. A': One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down....
• How many IBM engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature....
• Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. That's a hardware problem.