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• Q:" How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Daddy. "A:" What?! And ruin my nails???...
• Q: How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to get a Tab, and one to call Daddy....
• Q: How many WASP Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Daddy....
• Q: How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to pour the Tab, and one to phone Daddy....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• How many managers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to actually change it....
• How many punk rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Seven. One to get on the chair and six to get on the guest list....
• HOW MANY PROTESTANTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
  TWO. ONE TO MAKE THE MARTINIS AND ONE TO CALL THE ELECTRICIAN....