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• Q: How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q:" How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight....
• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
• How many jugglers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
• Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....