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• Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")...
• Q:" How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None ... ("Thats all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")...
• How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. ("That's all right, I'll just sit here in the dark.")...
• Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. ("That's all right... I'll just sit here in the dark...")...
• How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "Don't mind me, I'll just sit here in the dark while you go out and have fun....
• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, they like Danzig in the dark....
• Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None; people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....