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• Q: "How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: "151, one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace....
• Q:" How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" 151 - one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many net.jokers does it take to tell yet-another light bulb joke?
  "A:" 1,622 - One to tell the original joke, and the rest to give some minor variation of it!...
• Q:" How many Europeans does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  "A:" Who needs a light bulb when you have two suns?...
• Q:" How many netters does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  "A:" 1000 - One to submit the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
• How many netters does it take to submit a light b%ulb joke?
  1000. One to submit the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
• Q:" How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, there never was any light bulb. Note: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984....
• Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. There never *was* any light bulb. Note...