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• Q:" How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" 151 - one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace....
• Warning - do not tell this to Romulans or be ready for a fight.
  They consider this joke to be a disgrace, though it is not bad for a light bulb joke.)...
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of these....
• Q:" How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Only one, but he'll tell everybody....
• Q:" How many netters does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  "A:" 1000 - One to submit the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...