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• Q:" How many netters does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  "A:" 1000 - One to submit the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
• How many netters does it take to submit a light b%ulb joke?
  1000. One to submit the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
• Q:" How many humor theorists does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  "A:" 300 - one to change the bulb and 299 to analyze it to death....
• Q:" How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, there never was any light bulb. Note: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984....
• How many humor theorists does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  300. One to change the bulb and 299 to analyze it to death....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many Hudson, NH, residents does it take to change a light bulb joke?
  "A:" None, they don't have electricity in Hudson, yet....
• Q:" How many American Imperialist Pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Three - one to put in the bulb, and two to search through the cartons of inferior American produced light bulbs for one that isn't defective....