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• Q:" How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs. "A:" Only one....
• Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs. A': Only one....
• How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) None. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs. 2) Only one....
• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
• Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None; people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• How many astronomers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
• How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There were no light bulbs in the 13th Century....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• How many Vanna Whites does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. A dead bulb won't light up.