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• Q:" How many Concerned Alumni of Princeton does it take to change said proverbial light bulb?
  "A:" Six - One to change it, and five to sit around and talk about how good the old one was....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
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  A: Two: One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was....