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• Q:" How many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Five - One to change it and the others to sit around and talk about how much they liked the old one....
• Q:" How many Concerned Alumni of Princeton does it take to change said proverbial light bulb?
  "A:" Six - One to change it, and five to sit around and talk about how good the old one was....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
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• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Three - One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
• Q: How many Lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
• Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
• How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....