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• Q: How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to get a Tab, and one to call Daddy....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) One. 2) Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws....
• Q: How many <ethnic> gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• Q:" How many <ethnic> gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• Q:" How many Americans does it take to replace a light bulb?
  "A:" One. "A:" Two - One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws)....
• How many jugglers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....