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How Many Programmers Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) None. That's a hardware problem.
2) None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.
3) Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
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