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  But you knew from the view, As her abdomen grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain....
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  Her clitoris huge She covered with rouge And lipsticked her labia minor....
• Golf Balls A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up a couple of dozen old balls one day and took them home with him, stuffing the into his pants pockets.
  On the bus on his way home, an elderly old lady sat down next to him, so he had to scrunch them up to make room for her....
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  When she clamored for more Her young man became sore And exclaimed "My name's Simpson not Samson....
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  But you knew from the view Of the way her waist grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain....
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  When he asked her to explain its origin, she stammered, "Well ....