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• A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
  As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
• A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
  As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• A girl goes to her doctor and says "Doctor Doctor, I have a Y on my beast" and the doctor says "well how did it get there" and she says "I was doing my boyfriend and he was wearing a his College T-Shi
  Yale", so the doctor says ok take this medicine you'll be fine, so the next day she goes back to the doctor and says "I have a BC on my breast" and the doctor asks how she got it there, and she says "I was being done by my other boyfiend and he's from Boston College" so he tells her to take the medicine, and the next day she is back and she tells the Doc she has a W on her breasts and her doctor said "let me guess, you have a boyfriend from Winscinson University" and she says "no I was with my girlfriend last night and she from Michigan University!...
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• Everywhere this lady went nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked her to go out.
  Guys came up to her and turned away. She wondered why this would happen....
• While giving a physical, the doctor noticed that his patient's shins were covered with dark, savage bruises.
  "Tell me," said the doctor, "Do you play hockey or soccer?...
• A young lady had unwantedly become pregnant and wanted an abortion.
  Unfortunately, a medical examination showed she could not and when told so by her doctor she broke down and cried....