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• Golf Balls A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up a couple of dozen old balls one day and took them home with him, stuffing the into his pants pockets.
  On the bus on his way home, an elderly old lady sat down next to him, so he had to scrunch them up to make room for her....
• 40 There was a young lady of Gloucester, Met a passionate fellow who tossed her.
  She wasn't much hurt, But he dirtied her skirt, So think of the anguish it cost her....
• 97 There was a young fellow named Skinner Who took a young lady to dinner At a quarter to nine They sat down to dine
  At twenty to ten it was in her. The dinner, not Skinner -- Skinner was in her before dinner....
• A young lady had unwantedly become pregnant and wanted an abortion.
  Unfortunately, a medical examination showed she could not and when told so by her doctor she broke down and cried....
• There was a young fellow named Tupper Who took a young lady to supper.
  At a quarter to nine They sat down to dine, And at twenty to ten it was up her....
• 136 There was a young lady from Brussels Who was proud of her vaginal muscles.
  She could easily plex them And so interflex them As to whistle love songs through her bustles....
• A nice young worker from Australia Post ( yes they do exist ), was sorting through her regular envelopes, when she discovered a letter addressed as follow
  GOD c/o Heaven Upon opening the envelope, a letter enclosed told of how a little old lady who had never asked for anything in her life, was desperately in need of $...
• 58 There was a young lady of Lee Who scrambled up into a tree, When she got there Her arsehole was bare, And so was her K U N T.
• A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.
  When she noticed a young man smiling at her, she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition....