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• 41 There was a young lady of Gloucester Whose friends they thought they had lost her Till they found on the grass The marks of her arse
  And the knees of the man who had crossed her....
• 85 A young lady sat on a quay, Just as propper as propper could be.
  A young fellow goosed her, And roughly seduced her, So she thanked him and went home to tea....
• 58 There was a young lady of Lee Who scrambled up into a tree, When she got there Her arsehole was bare, And so was her K U N T.
• 67 There was a young lady named May Who strolled in a park by the way, And she met a youg man Who fucked her and ran -- Now she goes to the park every day.
• There was a young lady from China Who mistook for her mouth her vagina.
  Her clitoris huge She covered with rouge And lipsticked her labia minor....
• 187 There was a young lady of Lincoln Who said that her cunt was a pink'un, So she had a prick lent her Which turned it magenta, This artful old lady of Lincoln.
• There was a young lady of Norway Who hung by her toes in a doorway.
  She said to her beau "Just look at me Joe I think I've discovered one more way....
• My grandmother (age 70) told me this joke, original source unknown.
  .. For a long time, Mary had a fantasy of making love with an &l...
• The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
  She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....