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• Old Mother Hubbord went to the cubbord to get her poor daughter a dre
  When she got there the cubbard was bare and so was her daughter, I guess....
• 90 There was a young lady of Rhyll In an omnibus was taken ill, So she called the conductor, Who got in and fucked her, Which did more good than a pill.
• 34 There was a young lady named Flynn Who thought fornication a sin, But when she was tight It seemed quite all right, So everyone filled her with gin.
• 187 There was a young lady of Lincoln Who said that her cunt was a pink'un, So she had a prick lent her Which turned it magenta, This artful old lady of Lincoln.
• 40 There was a young lady of Gloucester, Met a passionate fellow who tossed her.
  She wasn't much hurt, But he dirtied her skirt, So think of the anguish it cost her....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• There was a young lady from China Who mistook for her mouth her vagina.
  Her clitoris huge She covered with rouge And lipsticked her labia minor....
• An Embarrassing Ski moment... Conditions were perfect.
  12 below, no feeling in the toes, basic numbness all over, "tell me when we're having fun" kind of day....
• There was a young lady of Trent Who said that she knew what it meant When he asked her to dine, Private room, lots of wine, 'She knew, oh she knew!
  but she went!...