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• Golfing and the Genie A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses.
  On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball....
• A Bit of Halloween Caution! A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
  She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone....
• A man and his wife had gotten into the habit of referring to making love as "doing the laundry" so their kid's wouldn't know what was up.
  One day the man came home from work and said to his wife, "Honey, let's do some laundry....
• At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on thewrong finger?
  The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man....
• Marge was getting pretty upset about her husband's lack of attention and decided to come on a little stronger to him.
  After dinner, she put on her sexy, backless nightgown backward and sauntered into the living room....
• I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.
  The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died....
• The Genie A couple wins a trip to an expensive golf resort.
  When they arrive, they decided to head straight to the front nine and get in a few holes in before dinner....
• Needs... Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.
  The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me....
• A Blonde Finds Work... Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money.
  She decide to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman....