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• 41 There was a young lady of Gloucester Whose friends they thought they had lost her Till they found on the grass The marks of her arse
  And the knees of the man who had crossed her....
• 187 There was a young lady of Lincoln Who said that her cunt was a pink'un, So she had a prick lent her Which turned it magenta, This artful old lady of Lincoln.
• hypocrisy : complaining that there is too much sex and violence on your VCR !
  ! There once was a beautiful indian maiden, who was so beautiful all the young bucks had made offers for her hand in marriage, but before she could make up her mind which one of the young good looking you men to accept the 100 year old chief, who was the head of the entire indian nation, stepped in and declared he wanted her for his wife....
• 67 There was a young lady named May Who strolled in a park by the way, And she met a youg man Who fucked her and ran -- Now she goes to the park every day.
• There was a young lady from Maine Who claimed she had men on her brain.
  But you knew from the view, As her abdomen grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain....
• There once was a young lady from Heath, Who circumcised young men with her teeth, She said with a grin, "It's not for the skin," "But rather for the cheese underneath.
• There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years.
  The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke....
• Husband Quotes: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
  I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....