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• 116 There was a young lady of Twickenham Who thought men had not enough prick in 'em.
  On her knees every day To god she would pray To lengthen and stregthen and thicken 'em....
• 40 There was a young lady of Gloucester, Met a passionate fellow who tossed her.
  She wasn't much hurt, But he dirtied her skirt, So think of the anguish it cost her....
• There was a young lady from Sidney, Who liked it right up to her kidney, A man from Quebec, Shoved it up to her neck, He had a big one, now didn't he?
• There once was a queen of Bulgaria Whose bush had grown hairier and hairier, Till a prince from Peru Who came up for a screw Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier.
• 138 There once was a queen of Bulgaria Whose bush had grown hairier and hairie
  Till a prince from Peru Who came up for a screw Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier....
• There was a young lady of Clewer Who was riding a horse, and it threw her.
  A man saw her there With her legs in the air, And seized the occasion to screw her....
• There was a young lady from Maine Who claimed she had men on her brain.
  But you knew from the view, As her abdomen grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain....
• 187 There was a young lady of Lincoln Who said that her cunt was a pink'un, So she had a prick lent her Which turned it magenta, This artful old lady of Lincoln.