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• 29 There was a young lady of Ealing And her lover before her was kneeling.
  Said she, "Dearest Jim, Take your hands off my quim...
• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
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• A young lady went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor started looking her over and noticed a rash, in the shape of a "Y," on her chest.
  When he asked her to explain its origin, she stammered, "Well ....
• A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
  Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
• Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom.
  Suzy wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said....
• One day a young man went to a pharmacy and asked the little old lady behind the counter if he could speak with the pharmacist.
  "I am the pharmacist," she informed him. "Oh, in that case forget it," he replied and started to leave....
• A nice young worker from Australia Post ( yes they do exist ), was sorting through her regular envelopes, when she discovered a letter addressed as follow
  GOD c/o Heaven Upon opening the envelope, a letter enclosed told of how a little old lady who had never asked for anything in her life, was desperately in need of $...
• True Story? Last weekend I was in the grocery store getting a gallon of milk.
  As a walk up to the check out line the lady in front of me turns around and says, " You are such a doll, you look almost identical to my daughter....