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• If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
  Years ago, I was taking an algebra class over the summer, and had a teacher who liked to reminisce about his past with funny stories....
• If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
  From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From...
• THE DARWIN AWARDS Date: December,1997 The Darwin Award is made each year to the person who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore prevent the survival of their genes - hence Darwin!
  ) in the most bizarre way imaginable. Previous winners have included the man killed when the vending machine he was trying to extract a can of Coke from fell on him, and last years aviator who strapped a JATO module (rocket) to his car and lit the blue touchpaper....
• A 5-year-old girl gets a kitten for her birthday. Soon thereafter, the Mom, while getting into the car slams the door on the kitten, killing it in front of her daughter.
  Mom explains that "this is life", accidents happen, we learn from our mistakes, and so on....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• 15 There was a young man from Calcutta Who was heard in his beard to mutte
  "If her Bartholin glands Don't respond to my hands, I'm afraid I shall have to use butter....
• There once was a chap named Perlmutter Who late one night was heard to utter, "If her Bartholin glands Don't respond to my hands, I'm afraid I shall have to use butter.
• 20 A maiden who wrote of big cities Some songs full of love, fun and pities, Sold her stuff at the shop Of a musical wop Who played with her soft little titties.
• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....