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  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• 171 There was a young fellow named Harry, Had a joint that was long, huge and scary.
  He pressed it on a virgin Who, without any urgin', Immeadiately spread like a fairy....
• Why to not buy Madonna's Lingerie: 10> Far to thin to cost that much 9> Twisted guys wear it more often than girls 8> You don't want to buy that stuff from anyone wearing road pylons on her chest!
  7> God knows where her hands have been... 6> God knows where SHE'S BEEN!...
• There was a young fellow named Gluck Who found himself shit out of luck.
  Though he petted and wooed, When he tried to get screwed He found virgins just don't give a fuck....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• Young Kids With Real Insight 1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
  "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff....
• OK, like, so there were these three priests. Insert your denomination here.
  There's a young priest, a middle-aged priest, and an elderly priest....
• Contest Requirements: To use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynsky in a limerick Contestants' Entrie
  Entry # 1 There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" on this flute made of beef that stole the front page from Kaczynski....
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....