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171 There Was A Young Fellow Named Harry, Had A Joint That Was Long, Huge And Scary.
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171 There was a young fellow named Harry,
Had a joint that was long, huge and scary.
He pressed it on a virgin
Who, without any urgin',
Immeadiately spread like a fairy.
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