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• e: I am fallen and I can't get up! After the lady had uttered her well-known call, "Poof!
  wo burly guys appeared. Standing over her, asking...
• 100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
  A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...
• PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
  “regional events, held annually, consisting of farm and home product displays, and various competitions and entertainments,” since childhood....
• 181 There was an old lady of Kewry Whose cunt was a `lusus naturae'
  The `introitus vaginae', Was unnaturally tiny, And the thought of it filled her with fury....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• 148 There was a young lady whose cunt Could accomodate a small punt.
  Her mother said, "Annie, It matches your fanny, Which never was that of a runt....
• 132 There was a young lady named Blount Who had a rectangular cunt.
  She learned for diversion Posterior perversion, Since no one could fit here in front....
• There once was a lady named Flo Whose lava had poured out too slow, So they tried it all night, Till they got it just right, Well practice makes pregnant you know.