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• 148 There was a young lady whose cunt Could accomodate a small punt.
  Her mother said, "Annie, It matches your fanny, Which never was that of a runt....
• 187 There was a young lady of Lincoln Who said that her cunt was a pink'un, So she had a prick lent her Which turned it magenta, This artful old lady of Lincoln.
• 41 There was a young lady of Gloucester Whose friends they thought they had lost her Till they found on the grass The marks of her arse
  And the knees of the man who had crossed her....
• 34 There was a young lady named Flynn Who thought fornication a sin, But when she was tight It seemed quite all right, So everyone filled her with gin.
• 163 In the case of a lady named Frost, Whose cunt's a good two feet acrost, It's the best part of valor To bugger the gal, or You're apt to fall in and get lost.
• 178 There once was a lady from Kansas Whose cunt was as big as Bonanzas.
  It was nine inches deep And the sides were quite steep -- It had whiskers like General Carranza's....
• There once was a queen of Bulgaria Whose bush had grown hairier and hairier, Till a prince from Peru Who came up for a screw Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier.
• 138 There once was a queen of Bulgaria Whose bush had grown hairier and hairie
  Till a prince from Peru Who came up for a screw Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier....