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• In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth,There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.
• There were two young brothers, Ted age 10 and Roy age 8.
  For days they had been contemplating where they were going to be sent for their annual summer camp....
• 130 There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only one ball, But two little bitches Unbuttoned his britches, And found he had no balls at all.
• 126 In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.
• Three men - Myron the lawyer, Vinnie the teamster, and J.
  D. the aggie - proposed marriage to an eligible young lady....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught in a socket.
  His wife was a bitch, And she threw the switch, As Crockett went off like a rocket....
• Golf Balls A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up a couple of dozen old balls one day and took them home with him, stuffing the into his pants pockets.
  On the bus on his way home, an elderly old lady sat down next to him, so he had to scrunch them up to make room for her....
• 185 There was a young fellow from Leeds Who swallowed a package of seeds.
  Great tufts of grass Sprouted out of his ass And his balls were all covered with weeds....