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  He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home....
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  It was a highly lucrative job, and after a couple of years he bought himself one of the most expensive new cars you can imagine....
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  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
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  He said, "When I'm muddled My senses get fuddled, And I pass up too many screws....
• After thirty years of marriage, John's wife died. Two years later he was beginning to adjust and at the suggestion of a friend decided to investigate a local nudists camp.
  On his first visit he was walking around the grounds when he spotted several 20 - 24 year old girls obviously in their prime....