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Said A Swinging Young Chick Named Lyth Whose Virtue Was Largely A Myth, "Try As Hard As I Can, I Can't Find A Man That It's Fun To Be Virtuous With.
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Said a swinging young chick named Lyth
Whose virtue was largely a myth,
"Try as hard as I can,
I can't find a man
That it's fun to be virtuous with."
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